1. merchandice:

    im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

    (via makayla-decker)

  2. la-meilleure-amie:

    Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

    (Source: meilleure--amie, via makayla-decker)

  3. -onixxx:

    Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

    (via 90481)

  4. wildsoulchiild:

Today seems like a good day to watch all of these movies in a row